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The Kickers v Facilities (1230 GMT)
After last week’s dismal 1-5 reversal, the Kickers will start this return match as serious underdogs. Their early week optimism and defiance has turned to trepidation and doubt as kick off approaches.
Breaking: Last week’s strike force of Andy Hoole and Aaron Barwick have cried off and manager Gary Moore’s promise of a proper goalkeeper (i.e. a ringer) have turned out to be false with old timer John “Ned” Kelly on net duty.
Breaking 2: No proper keeper and no proper kit for The Kickers again – it’s those annoying red bibs for the lads once more.
Facilities Alan (“scab”) Hewett, Faz, Luka and some other blokes
Referee: Mr As If (Dreamland, Fantasyshire)
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Yaay..the 6-a-side league is back!
Err…not quite. This was a hastily arranged Friday lunchtime friendly..no team strip or owt…
No team strip – was it skins against shirts then?
Heavens no!!! The lads had their Mars Just Play bibs on over their individual shirts – so mercifully no sign of any flesh – middle age spread and all that…
I see…so what happened then?
They lost 5-1
Oi arsey! I can see the score for myself. Any chance of a quick match report?
The lads said they didn’t want one..given the result and all.
Sod that! Let’s have it…
But I promised….
Dickiebliss…the purveyor of truth and justice silenced by the deflated egos of a bunch of middle-aged losers? Say it ain’t so…
Well maybe I could just give them some marks out of 10 then…
That’s the spirit….what harm could that do?
Yes you’re right…Dickiebliss cannot be censored or sanitised… print and be damned and all that…
(Sound of hands being rubbed followed by a schadenfraude-filled chuckle)
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