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The Kickers 0 – 4 Equipe Ruby / The Kickers 2 – 3 Alex Clark and co

As the headline suggests, the Kickers were involved in 2 games last week when they took part in a round robin competition with two other teams. In honour of the round -robin structure and because Dickiebliss is a bit pushed for time this week  – the blog is going round robin also in the form of speed blogging. Its a bit like speed dating but without the embarrassment….having said that…..

Right – who’s first up?

Hi I’m Andy

Hi Andy – do you come here often?

I’ve been a few times before but only when it doesn’t clash with my hobby

Ooh – a hobby! Sounds interesting – what do you like doing?

Pumpkin Carving

NEXT!

Andy Hoole:

Vital Statistics

• Goals: None
• Assists: None
• Kickers appeal: 6/10

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Close shave with that one methinks…now…who’s this tall blond coming my way?

Hi there – I’m Michael

Well hello there Michael – that’s an unusual…erm…style you have there…what do you call it?

Running around like a headless chicken

Figures…NEXT!

Michael Latham

Vital Statistics

• Goals: None
• Assists: None
• Kickers appeal: 6/10

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Bit too out there for me  – this next one looks promising though – an educated person if I’m not mistaken (the glasses are a dead give away)

Robert’s the name

Pleased to meet you Robert- what do you like doing?

Generally I like to get really hot and sweaty  to the point where my glasses steam up and I have to be subbed. Then I like to flounce about like a big girl’s blouse because I should be back in the game and why doesn’t someone realize?

Diva alert! NEXT!

Robert Sherratt:

Vital Statistics

• Goals: One
• Assists: One
• Kickers appeal: 7/10

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Dear Lord! What next? 

Hi my name’s Tony…Tony Ward

NEXT!

Tony Ward

Vital Statistics

• Goals: One
• Assists: None
• Kickers appeal: 7/10

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No… No… NO….oh God here’s another one….and you are?

Alright – I’m Aaron but my mates call me Azza

Azza? How…delightful? What do you do for living?

I work in IT

NEXT!

Vital Statistics

• Goals:: None
• Assists: None
• Kickers appeal: 6/10

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Ye Gods! Surely that was  the last one…oh no…who’s this old gadge?

Hi Ned’s the name

Hi Ned….aren’t you a bit…err… mature for this game?

Why I oughta….

John “Ned” Kelly

Vital Statistics

• Goals:: None
• Assists: None
• Saves: Quite a few actually
• Kickers appeal: 7/10

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Right -I’m off to…hang on who’s this handsome, talented individual lurking at the back…..

Richard Bayliss

Vital Statistics

• Goals: None
• Assists: One
• Kickers appeal: 7/10

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